online pharmacy without a prescription src=”http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/475384098_d4676e0b66_m.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”counterhypnotism” hspace=”8″ align=”left” />When you start kindergarten, one of the first things they work with you on is following directions. Apparently, my husband skipped kindergarten!

Last night was open house at our daughter’s school. My, My, what a mad house! The kindergarten teachers, apparently thinking it would be cute, gave each family a checklist for open house, that the kids were to take back in today, to show that they really did guide their families throughout the school.

My husband took over the checklist last night, and as he seems to have a hard time following directions, ours never got finished. Oh, he read off every item on the list – well, at least the first sentence. And that was our downfall. Me, the trusting wife that I am, assumed that he was reading everything. Well, let’s just say that I’ll never let him read aloud to me again, as he skips anything he thinks I should know already. Such as I was supposed to know – through telekinesis obviously, that all the forms and such that he told me to grab out of our daughter’s classroom mail box were to buy acomplia diet pills be filled out and left in the teacher’s mailbox. Instead, ours came home with us, now I have to hope that they actually make it back to the school, and to the teacher. Which in my mind is doubtful, as I’m still missing two checks that were sent in for her lunch money and seem to have disappeared off the face of this earth.

For the first time ever now, I feel like I’m going to be labeled “The Forgetful Parent”, or “The Lazy Parent”. And all because my husband can’t follow directions.

To top it off, I’m also now one of the “older” parents. When we go to anything with my son, whom I had at 19, I’m always one of the youngest parents there. Now with my daughter, whom I had at 26, already I seem to be one of the oldest parents there… Doesn’t anyone have kids after 25 anymore?

I want to have another baby soon, if physically possible, will people think that I’m it’s grandparent? I’m only going on 33, yet in my area I’m nearly over the hill!